Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months agoA pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”message-square17fedilinkarrow-up1163
arrow-up1163message-squareA pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-square@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish15•7 months agoThe other half of the joke: As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. “What’s with the wheel?” The bartender asks… “Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts”
minus-squareRhynoplazlinkfedilinkEnglish6•7 months agoMy favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.
The other half of the joke:
As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. “What’s with the wheel?” The bartender asks…
“Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts”
My favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.