• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    “Are you a man or a woman?”

    “I am a villain.”

    “What gender are you?”

    “Evil.”

    “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?”

    “DOOM!”

    • Kichae@lemmy.ca
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      9 months ago

      “I only drink the blood of my enemies… And occasionally a strawberry yoo-hoo.”