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He was posting about being a victim of cancel culture because organizers keep cancelling his concerts when they find out his background. Funny dude
Let’s be honest, the venues are worried about a bunch of kids coming in and chanting stuff about how he should’ve used a bigger gun.
It’s me I’m kids
I was gonna say he should just change his name and then no one would ever find anything if they look him up, but actually I think he’s not allowed to do that, right? I think he’s only free because he’s got a bunch of restrictions on what sort of things he’s allowed to do
Restriction 1: No assassinations.
Hopefully he’s abandoned his nazi ways.
He seems to have chilled out but you can’t really judge someone’s personality from twitter so
Well, having a Twitter isn’t a good start.
I mean he’s possibly like the only actual victim of cancel culture because he just can’t get any venues to play at
i wish someone would’ve wanted to kill reagan for me
there was that one hero who robbed a bank so his trans-gf could get surgeries
that’s also pretty coolThat story’s false. He was abusive and talked at her funeral about how much he thought of her as a man and didn’t want her to transition- in particular, didn’t want her to get surgery.
The heist was probably to cover his debts to the mob
welp fuck that guy then
I thought that guy was a weird abusive freak, and Dog Day Afternoon was romanticising the shit out of their relationship?
dog day afternoon is great tho, its a pretty inspiring film, even if it’s a lie
He learned from it.
And it sounds like the right lesson to learn! “Don’t creep on celebrities because you’ve formed a parasocial relationship with them.”
Hopefully he didn’t learn “It’s bad to shoot leaders who totally deserve it.” We need Hinckley in 2024, regardless of who wins (unless it’s Afroman, somehow.)
Parasocialism
The Virgin Hinckley vs the Chad inexorable march of time
Edit: jk these demons are immortal
hey,
Lol
I wish we had the John McCain spaghetti one
I gochu fam
Oh god I can’t laugh right now! I got estrogen in my upper lip!
The joy the waiter has really sells it.
Killing Ronald Reagan is the least I could for my pookie
Subject matter expert
do pictures exist of her not looking bored/emotionless/unimpressed?
i think part of celebrity media training for red carpet / promo photo ops involves conditioning facial expressions to consistently hold something like “neutral/pleasant” because the photos are constantly snapping and any photo looking sufficiently weird is gonna be the one in tabloids for “REHAB RUMORS” headlines.
and she’s one of those people with eyelids partially closed when at rest. i am also one of those people. i lack media training, so candid photos of me look like i’m disgusted, while photos where i open my eyes and try to smile look like the arrest photo for a guy who was caught sleeping in a stolen cop car with a trunk full of partially cannibalized policemen.
caught sleeping in a stolen cop car with a trunk full of partially cannibalized policemen.
critical support
I’m gonna swoon
Some of us just have resting -_- face
yeah, but her yabbos
Holy shit, he won
Who is Sydney Sweeney?
She is single handedly destroying woke by laughing with tig ol biddies.
No! That was load bearing woke!Our entire movement will be eepy!!
Shit I thought I was the one doing that. Am I Sidney Sweeney?
We are all Sidney Sweeney in our hearts.
An actress chuds are creeping over because they think
destroys wokeness or somethingThe left’s only weakness: big boobas
Crushed by humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous
character development
Wait, did someone go out of their way to contact Hinckley just to ask him about Sweeney’s boba?
I consult him on every important issue, like a modern day Oracle of Delphi
to be clear this is satire
AHAHAHAH HISTORICAL LEVEL POSTING
Damn, could John Hinckley be more mentally stable than me?
But what if … what if I were to shoot the man who shot Reagan to impress my beloved, big blonde booba Sydney? Oh my, yes, that would turn the tables!
