Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English.
Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it’s the Pope’s turn, he asks: “Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“You mean JC?”, responds the alien. “Yeah, we know him! He’s the greatest, isn’t he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok”.
Surprised, the pope follows up with: “He visits every year?! It’s been over two millennia and we’re still waiting for his SECOND coming!”
The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. “Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?”
The pope retorts “Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?”
The alien says "Yea, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?"👽🤔
For a perfect being, god sure does fuck it up a lot and tries to start a new game.
Did god delete this post
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Thank you! I’ll be breaking this one out at the in-laws in about an hour
30min to go…
Godspeed
So… How did it go?
Egg-cellent! I opened with “Who wants to hear a seasonally relevant joke?” and the first reply was “Only if it’s blasphemous.”
@nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl must really like this joke. I’m not really sure tho.
I think there is some bug in apps where it can double post if you hit submit more than once by accident.
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That’s fantastic
I like it a lot, but Voyager told me “there was an error”. I guess I or Voyager tried a few times and gave up
That’s fantastic
It’s more likely to be a posting bug 👍
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Sigh, I’m today’s dumbf*k.