Several mind boggling lines here, my personal favorite is him trying to say he was using Epstein to get to some global health professionals because Epstein was well connected. My brother in Christ, you’re Bill Gates, who’s gonna say “No, sorry, I can’t talk to Mr. Gates at the moment. Oh, Epstein gave his word? Clear my schedule!”
Before I saw your comment I was going to make a top level comment saying that to me he fidgets exactly like a little kid telling a lie. I used to do that myself when I was little but my mom was very kind about it.
“Are you sure that’s what happened???”
“Uh, huh.”
“Are you sure?”
"Uh… - nuh, huh."
If you’re considering the “Once people become rich and unaccountable they’re that age for the rest of their lives.” theory, Gates hasn’t really had to answer to anyone since he was around 15.
“Your honor, in my client’s defense, his mental age is only 3 years older than the witness”