Can be anything from any source, movies, books, comics, video games, manga, anime etc.
Pic related is mine, the dragonslayer from berserk. I like it because it’s simple. It’s just a big fucking sword, no fancy bells and whistles like enchantments or spells.
Second runner-up is sting from lord of the rings, I like that it glows blue when orcs are around and it can be used in the dark as a light source.
The Parlamentarian
No idea what is it, but it’s made up yet more powerful than anything
American powerscaling has gone off the rails
On the topic of bigass nonsense swords, I’m a big fan of Soul Edge (mostly for Soul Calibur 2 nostalgia reasons)
Always loved it too in those games, it’s like William Birkin from RE 2 and the dragonslayer had a kid.
“Favorite” is a strong word, but I really like the caber from Beastmaster.
It looks like something impractical that some artist would draw, but then it turns out it’s pretty similar to throwing weapons that certain African tribes used
In the real one the purpose of the shape is to ensure that a sharp part of the weapon always hits your target, IDK if the movie prop would function that way but it certainly evokes the same feeling when I look at it.
I like it
I’d say any fictional iteration of Gáe Bulg because I fucking love mythical spears. I also really like the grotesqueness of the relic weapons in fire emblem three houses.
Spears don’t get enough love.
They really don’t. It’s the People’s weapon, after all.
I get that swords are cooler for a fantasy setting but spears are THE weapon. You put the pointy bit on a long stick so your foolish swore-wiedling opponent can’t reach you. Fantasy has neglected the importance of the spear for far too long.
i hear this point all the time, but spears are honestly a compromise based on logistics, useful for an army or mass formation (harder to stab ur own guys when the sharp bits are 4 or more feet away) but for a 1 on 1 or other small fight why not use a greatsword if price is no issue? with a smaller spear you can use a shield, but if its pike v greatsword, well theres a reason the more elite that guarded the battle standards or disrupted pike formations had greatswords instead of spears - a greatsword is just a better more expensive spear in many ways. Plus i just cant get ENOUGH parierhaken (hooky bits like a secondary hilt halfway down the blade), if more spears had secondary hilt-style bits for grappling i’d be closer to team spear lol.
but yeah in a contest between the spear and the standard 1 handed sword, spear is the way to go, shield or not
Ice 9
I think maces need more love. All the movie and game heroes use swords but a mace would fuck somebody up. Maybe a flail if we want to get fancy.
Maces generally were used against armored opponents in medieval warfare afaik, but yeah a flail could break bones or knock someone unconscious or outright kill them with enough force to the head.
It’s a club on steroids. A primitive and brutish weapon but undeniably effective. It’s like the scientific answer to the cave man “me hit hard” question.
I feel like maces and flails are usually villain’s weapons when they show up.
Bash and smash is the villain way but its effective
Yes. The mace and the lariat used to be the most iconic weapons.
The Buster Sword from FF7 is just what a santoku kitchen knife dreams about becoming when it grows up. Chopping onions will never be the same again once you slot in a Mega All materia.
Or KOTR
There are a lot of contenders, and I guess my favorite is going to depend on various different categories. But the first one that popped into mind just because I think it’s really cool is Fromsoft’s recurring moonlight sword. Started in King’s Field and then carried on into the Souls series and even Armored Core has an equivalent.
I like it because it’s a cool design and also has a cool effect. It’s the full package, ya know?
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Fukken lightsabers, man
Yeah they’re cool but they got so played out unfortunately.
Nah for real though, even when Star Wars is tired and shitty, the bits with the light sabers are usually the best part
Nah man, they’re like vwmb bwmmm PSHYEWWWWWcrrrckhrkhrkhr. Shits dope
the kirkhammer from Bloodborne is one of my favorites! pretty much all of the weapons in Bloodborne are all-around fantastic but the kirkhammer specifically is the one I had the most fun with and I love it’s design
Beasthunter Saif gang
Honorable mention: Detritus’s “Piecemaker”
*edit: https://wiki.lspace.org/Piecemaker
There is a tradition, right across the Multiverse, of macho law-enforcers toting ridiculously heavy sidearms, which surely represent overkill for normal policing duties. Dirty Harry had his .44 Magnum; Detritus carries a siege weapon with a two thousand pound draw.
As Detritus considers this a waste of energy if all the energy devoted to drawing back and cocking the string is only expended on a single arrow (which from a human point of view is a six-foot lance), he has adapted it still further, so that it shoots a bundle of twenty or so arrows bound together around a central core. Due to the violent force acting on them, the arrows tend to disintegrate into a cloud of supersonic (a significant fraction of local lightspeed) shrapnel which bursts into flame from air friction. The resulting fireball scythes everything in its path totally clean. Hence the name. It not only opens front doors, but frequently creates a back door as well.
Reading through the City Watch series and loving it. On Night Watch now.
Gotta read these books.
Pratchett was insanely good at mixing the real and fantastical in both deeply meaningful and very witty ways. There is a reading order of sorts, but you can dive in at just about any book and work out the actual timeline later without ruining the experience.
there are torrent packs out there for both the books and the audiobooks. after another user mentioned it here i’ve been using the audiobooks to sleep to.
I like keyblades because they’re customizable and beating the shit out of characters like Sephiroth and literal titans with a giant key is just funny.
SORA!
The Ashbringer from WoW
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The glaive from Krull
Such a goofy thing
Loved it as a kid watching that movie, also the monsters in that scared me.
Krull is definitely in the “so bad it’s good” category. Along with Beastmaster.
I’m partial to absolutely ridiculous weapons like a coffin that shoots bullets or beating someone to a pulp with a literal full sized cross that jesus would’ve carried. The most unwieldy impractical things possible.
Generally I don’t like larger than life stuff unless it’s swords like the dragonslayer I posted.
This show is literally JSDF military propaganda (actually funded by them) but I love Rory’s design and the utterly ridiculous axe that is literally bigger than her https://youtu.be/Wvxqxa34caE
Peak character design honestly
Yeah it’s honestly really good character design whether or not the show is propaganda. One of my favourites.
I kinda like that the show shows of Japan doing literal imperialist resource theft against lesser technology fantasy kingdoms while dressing it up as “we’re the good guys”. It’s oddly honest in a way that can be watched from the left. Even the building of refugee camps and doing negotiations with medieval kingdoms for things they don’t understand the value of is really on-point. You’re supposed to walk away from it supporting the JSDF but honestly it takes extremely little criticism to turn the show on its head. Even scenes showing off their power come off as perverted power fantasies. Especially the helicopter scenes.
Small girl, huge axe, ZR, cat ear hair bow, yandere vibe, cutting dudes in half.
I haven’t seen GATE but I have heard a lot about the JSDF propaganda angle. The unapologetic colonialism giving a leftist reading is interesting though.
It’s just so… Blatant. You know?
Like, yeah sure a kid with no understanding of the subject matter will go “guns vs fantasy knights woooooaw coooooool” and not think further. But it takes the tiniest critique to make it all look kinda sus. They aren’t actually helping anyone in this fantasy world they’re exploiting and manipulating them while stealing the resources from their land and carefully making sure they don’t learn any of your technology because that might enable them to gain power.
It’s just so in your face that at some point in a lot of people’s lives they’d end up learning a bit of left stuff and being like “hold on a minute” when they think about the show again. Unapologetic colonialism is not a good propaganda angle. From the original author’s perspective it’s pretty good writing because it’s EXACTLY what I’d expect from a modern military dealing with fantasy world people (although a little bit friendlier and lacking the kind of “savages” and racist stuff it should have). The military didn’t write the original work I think, they only helped fund the anime as an experiment for new angles to help the military but it’s not really a good look. I kind of defend the show from that angle.
Now, Rory is problematic herself because she’s supposed to be the 1000 year old loli archetype but I’ve always found it hard to see her character as a child, she doesn’t look that way in design and she behaves like she’s an 80 year old sassy lady so it’s like… Ok? She’s probably the best version of this archetype that exists at least so it makes it somewhat ignorable.
OHHHHHH wait there’s actually a JSDF soldier that marries a preteen because there’s no laws in fantasy world. I forgot that. That doesn’t make the military look good either though??? lmao
Fun show. I give it Junkfood/10
There’s a certain kind of right wing freak who is so high on their own supply that they cannot even conceive of the idea of anyone else having a problem with colonialism. There were some thinkpieces during the Bush II regime going “yes we should unironically just straight up fully colonize Iraq and drop this whole nation building excuse.”
If the thousand year old loli doesn’t behave like a child that really does help.
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Play dead cells then. You can beat people to death with tombstones.
