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ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Ticketmaster Hacker Demands $500K Ransom (Plus $300K Ransom Processing Fee, $220K Ransom Handling Fee)

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Ticketmaster Hacker Demands $500K Ransom (Plus $300K Ransom Processing Fee, $220K Ransom Handling Fee)

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ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Ticketmaster Hacker Demands $500K Ransom (Plus $300K Ransom Processing Fee, $220K Ransom Handling Fee) — The Shovel
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In a note posted online (which Ticketmaster was told they could print at home for a small $600,000 fee) the group ShinyHunters said they would release the 1.3 terabytes customer data as soon as the ransom was paid.
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  • 0110010001100010@lemmy.world
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    “The cost for the ransom is $500,000. Your total ransom amount will be calculated on the next page. Would you like to upgrade to a special souvenir, limited-edition ransom for an extra $40 million?” the note read.

    The group also offered Ticketmaster the opportunity to upgrade their ransom to ‘Refundable’ for just an extra $12 million, which would allow the company to request a refund and then have it later denied.

    Bwahahahaha. Get fucked Ticketmaster.

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      log in to get in the queue…

      Your place is 12,432

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    If this story was real, I’d root for the hacker

    • BenGFHC@kbin.social
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      I think they were actually hacked weren’t they?

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        I don’t know. This particular story is made up, though.

        • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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          Yes, they were actually hacked. The ransom mentioned here is fake.

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    SORRY!! SOLD OUT!!

    Tomorrow the resale price is $1.4 Million…

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    deleted by creator

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      My exact thought process lol

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    I’m 100% not okay with stealing and ransoming people’s personal information, but this makes me want to be 99% not okay with it.

    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I am 100% ok with ransoming companies with poor security.

      We balance each other out. I’ll never feel sorry for a corporation and ticket master are one of the worst.

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        it’s not the company that suffers though, everyone already has their personal data …

        • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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          That’s inevitable at this point anyway. If you’re that concerned then change what you can every time there is a breach.

          • Mac@mander.xyz
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            your comment implies we already aren’t doing that.

            do not project your apathy toward your own privacy onto the rest of us.

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              I change all the time.

              I am apathetic towards a lot of things, but my privacy isn’t one.

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        You know this affected a bunch of individual humans, many of whom skipped meals and other things, to buy an overpriced ticket for a moment of brightness in a life of drudgery?

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        Fuck hospitals and end users then? The party losing the most here is certainly not ticketmaster

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      Yeah the hackers can get fucked. But Ticketmaster can go get fucked more.

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    Hahahah

    the onion

    😢

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    Damn. I was really hoping this was real.

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    ransom handling fee hahah how nice would it be were it true

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    As much as I dislike Ticketmaster and their practices, these data breaches affect real people for the rest of their lives.

    Not a good situation and Ticketmaster needs to be held 100% accountable.

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      Best you can realistically hope for is a check for $7.31 and free credit reports for a year till it happens again.

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        Or the ranmsomers get enough money to make it no longer a viable business model…

        Want to screw customers with hidden fees? Hackers will screw Ticketmaster with hidden ransoms

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          Some one needs to send the guy that did the hack this article.

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      c\whooosh

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        Fully aware of the sub I’m in, this did still happen though and I was referring to the comments

        Woooosh yourself lol

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    There’s maybe three companies that I have no sympathy for in a case like this. Ticketmaster is one of them.

    Edit: OMG I sincerely ate the onion.

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      There was a real hack. The onion is just making a joke about it.

    • bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Have sympathy for the people who had their data stolen

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    Thanks for my daily giggle, op! Apples cost more than a laugh, both are good medicine.

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