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americans boutta find out why americans don’t have food
Anyone have a beginners guide to shoplifting? Like, how to do it without being caught?
If you’re literally shoplifting to get enough food, it shouldn’t be too hard. Food staples are not especially closely guarded (the way electronics and whatnot are) and they’re cheap enough that loss prevention people aren’t going to focus too hard on it.
If I were in a food-precarious situation I would just make a habit of grabbing a chunk of extra food any time I’m buying food. Leave it in the cart or your own bag or whatever and if you get caught by Paul Blart well then you just forgot to ring up that one, no big deal.
I’d look up what amount of theft (in $ amount) constitutes a felony and then be careful to never steal more than that from one store, not even over a period of months or years. Cause those wannabe piggies will be more than happy to let you cross that line and then get the cops involved
Used to be one of those Paul Blart Mall Farts (it was either do a security guard course for indigenous guards or lose my Centrelink benefits). Back in the days before they put in sensor gates at the entries and exits, you could pretty much head straight back out the front and nobody could stop you. All we did was write down descriptions in a log that I’m fairly sure nobody read.
A few months before I quit, Coles got rid of us guards because they realised we barely actually did anything to stop people taking stuff. CCTV and facial recognition pretty much replaced guards.
(For the record, I’m very much a “If you’ve seen someone stealing, no you didn’t” kinda guy now. Last straw for me at that job was when they wanted me to do a course for an army base gate guard. Fuck the troops.)
hey, nothing inherently wrong with being security. retail security sucks ass though since it’s mostly looking for petty theft and then snitching. a lot of security is almost literally “i sit here and do nothing and then you pay me” which is kinda a sweet deal
Yeah, I currently work security at a casino. I have very few qualms with kicking people out, because it’s not a healthy environment for the homeless to be at. It’s a place full of addicts and chances are if they manage to get their hands on some money, it’ll go straight to the tribe. We get pretty lax with kicking people out during the winter though, and will typically only do so if they’re consistently causing problems or are actively barred already.
That’s what concert security was like, except I was also hitting a dab pen the whole time and pretending not to see people’s drugs in bag check. Man, what a great pre-covid gig
Simply take what you want, and if someone gets uppity put the gun in their mouth in Gears of War: E Day
But Biden assured me the economy was good!
The economy is indeed doing amazing, just not for us
my grandfather, Gernaralissimo Thug
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capitalism no food
Death to America
Declaring America an AES because no food.
…you know maybe its misguided, especially as someone who practices it, but suddenly i can’t help but connect this with how intermittent fasting became super trendy more recently.
Same with OMAD
Government Cheese about to make a comeback
Both sides are so ideologically opposed to handouts that it’s possible they won’t do anything like that. If that happens, people can’t eat and when people can’t eat we enter the Cool Zone ™.
This must be the famous gommulist Biden policy the chuds had told me about