• booty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    If I were Eduard Habsburg, I’d be keeping quiet about my family history. Dude is lucky he’s allowed to continue existing, and the people might get tired of royal failsons like him working made up jobs and living in luxury on name alone while running their big mouths any time.

      • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        4 months ago

        in the 2200s, the last surviving members of the House of Kennedy-LePen (which only a century earlier ruled over much of Otanist Italo-France and defeated the Magaite warlord coalition at the battle of Cleveland) now spend their days in a cave in what was once Paris, masturbating to crude drawings of the TianXia Valkyries and shouting out the fact for the rest of the city to hear