Stop sawing their leg and put the gag back on

Listen patiently to the screaming and wait for my turn.

Scream louder to assert dominance

Wait for the players to start brainstorming ideas on what it could have been before selecting my favorite and statting it up.

Calmly ask the neighbor banshee to keep it down, I’m trying to watch Ow! My Balls.

Calm down y’all. It’s just a mountain lion getting laid.

“” Fuck! They’ve started without me again!!! "

Complain about the person who gives a peacock as a wedding present.

Yell back: you got a purdee mouth.

Go check what causes them grabbing my axe along the way.

I stop for a while, look at my caving partner and continue digging to expand the narrow opening to explore the other side of the cave.

My name is Ted by the way.

Begin marking my territory with urine

I stop screaming

Worse - you hear bagpipes.

Panicking, i quickly toss the body aside from the bridge and start running.