my condolences
The flavor of British food and the beauty of British women made British men the finest sailors in the world.
Helen of Troy was so beautiful she launched a thousand ships, so you can measure beauty in miliHelens based on how many ships are launched and ugliness in negative (how many ships are launched in the opposite direction).
Based on this website at its ugliest the UK had –2.3 Helens
Is nazi Germany the country with the most beauty in history? Imperial Japan?
I mean, they launched a lot of ships themselves too, so it might be a wash. I’m also not sure how to count U-boats.
Get well soon!
Is this what succesful Brexit looks like?
cunt
Oh, allow me to translate for our American audience.
Cunt = Hello.
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
Yes?
I thought this was an Australian thing.
Australians are all suntanned Brits.
I’m afraid that UK could steal this post to show in one of their museums
Big if true
I’m surprise they didn’t go with its official name, “terf island”.
Sadly, there is more than one terf island
I’m watching the US become terf (turtle) island right now.
Ouch
My sincerest condolences.
I’m sorry for your loss.
A common and very easy mistake to make…
Bummer
Random fact: the UK Revenue and Customs system is open source (it’s written in Scala)
