“Excerpt from the Kamasaura, an ancient reptilian text on sexuality, eroticism and emotional fulfillment.”
Aah right, Kamasaurus Sex, my favourite!
“I got into paleantology to study animal bones”
“Rearranging the bones took all weekend, but it was worth it to see the looks on all your faces. By the way, I quit.”
Before dogs evolved, it was called dino-style
Yeah furry porn is more lucrative but the community for dino fucking isn’t as extinct as they are.
What’s the science these days about how furry dinosaurs actually were?
Furries weren’t invented yet when the dinosaurs were still alive.
…are birds considered furries? but like they’re not scalies either…
Everything I know about dinosaur fur I learned from the Tim Meadows sketch on I Think You Should Leave:
Fuck! I should’ve been Barney!
How?
Could’ve been like Barney’s hair. Hey look at me, I’m Barney. Like Barney’s hair.
Barney doesn’t have hair.
Will you shut the fuck up, he’s like a cloth! Cloth is hairs, just little tiny hairs. Even his mouth has little hairs. I mean it’s cloth, cloth is little hairs!
I’m waiting for the animated version
*Stegosaurus not pictured
fuck
So we’re pretty sure multi-ton animals had sex carefully.
Dino Sutra
Ah!
Kamasaurus wins
I love dinosaur bones
Prehistoric bone study
It was a night like this forty million years ago 🎵
“Boning”, black and white print 1996
Die doing what you love.
Wanna bone?
