Famously, Stalin reduced Hitler to an anxious shivering wreck whose final days (including birthday and wedding) were spent in an underground concrete sarcophagus in fear of the walls bursting in with water and drowning him alive, ears ringing from endless shelling. Hitler’s terror of being marched through Moscow and skinned alive was so great that he killed himself. Same with a lot of other Nazis. Also Mussolini, who was hanged by Italian communists. Also all of the yankee soldiers who went off to invade communist Korea and Viet Nam, of whom nothing was left for their families to bury.

There’s Louis XVI who got his head chopped off. Heydrich was denazified by the Czechoslovak resistance. There’s all the Nazis who froze and starved to death in Stalingrad. And there’s the story of that SS guard who got burned alive in a crematoria oven.

There world is not entirely without justice and kindness.

Off the top of my head, Mussolini, Custer, those Nazis who the hangman “accidentally” botched their hangings so they died slow excruciating deaths, everyone pushed into the cuck pit, slaveowners in Haiti, slaveowners in the US Civil War. There’s also Andrew Myrick, whose death ignited the Dakota War of 1862:

At a meeting of the Dakota, the U.S. government and local traders, the Dakota representatives asked the representative of the government traders, Andrew Jackson Myrick, to sell them food on credit. His response was said to be, “So far as I am concerned, if they are hungry let them eat grass or their own dung.”

When his body was found days later, “his body was mutilated, his head being severed from the body and the mouth filled with grass.”

What about Spain’s first astronaut, Luis Carrero Blanco?

On 20 December at 9:36 am, a three-man ETA commando unit disguised as electricians detonated the explosives by command wire as Blanco’s Dodge Dart passed.[2] The blast sent Blanco and his car 20 metres (66 ft) into the air and over the five-story church, landing on the second-floor terrace of the opposite side.[3] Blanco survived the blast but died at 10:15 am in hospital.[2] His bodyguard and driver died shortly afterwards.[2] The “electricians” shouted to stunned passers-by that there had been a gas explosion, and then fled in the confusion. ETA claimed responsibility on 22 January 1974.

(Absolutely wild story, ya love to see it folks. )

Dan Mitrione was an intelligence officer who provided training for torturers in Latin America. He was kidnapped by communists and executed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Mitrione

In 2004, Iraqis dragged, killed, then burned Blackwater mercenaries and hanged them on a bridge https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Fallujah_ambush

Mir Kansi killed two CIA officers in Langley then went to McDonalds for a burger https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_headquarters_shooting

Do Chinese billionaires, Jenine Añez, and Shinzo Abe count?

Thomas Midgley Jr. He was an early 20th century chemist. He’s been described by many as the most destructive individual organism in the history of planet Earth.

His infamy started with his invention of leaded gasoline. The tetraethyl lead additive was intended as an anti-engine-knock measure. It ended up being spewed from engine exhausts for most of the 20th century, becoming what is arguably one of the most widespread toxins on the planet. He defended it his entire life despite knowing what lead does to the nervous system.

But for this man, a single planetary-scale environmental disaster wasn’t enough. He followed up that with his invention of Freon, one of that lovely class of chlorofluorocarbons that wreaks havoc on the ozone layer. He intended it as a safer refrigerant for home food refrigerators, but of course it ended up going dreadfully wrong as well.

Fortunately, his death was very fitting for this one-man environmental tragedy. He contracted polio in 1940, and he applied his intelligence towards developing a system of ropes and pulleys so that he could get in and out of bed by himself despite his weakened state. One day in 1944, he got himself entangled in his contraption, and died of strangulation.

There was that one hedge fund guy who bought the Wu Tang album…can’t remember his name

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The end of the last tsar never fails to bring a smile to my face. The passing of SS Untersturmfuhrer Schleyer is quite wholesome too (albeit somewhat late).

Andrew Myrick

Jeaninez Anez and Bolivian Neo-Nazi Camacho are currently in jail for the coup in 2019. Former dictator and promoted of the native genocide in Peru, Alberto Fujimori, was in jail until recently, only getting out because he has both lung and tongue cancer which is slowly and painfully killing him. Anastasio Somoza, former brutal dictator of Nicaragua, was shot dead in Paraguay and his car blown up by Left-Wing Peronist Guerrilas. Bolsonaro didn’t die, by the stabbing made him unable to shit properly and he has to go to the hospital multiple times to avoid dying of shit overloads.

My sister in law. heh heh heh.

John Lennon lol