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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies

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Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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MANKATO, MN—Warning that if elected the candidate would show his sinister true colors, acquaintances of Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz alleged Tuesday that his ‘aw, shucks’ persona was merely a cover for his very real ‘gee whiz’ tendencies. “He may act all gosh-and-golly in front of the cameras, but the Walz political machine has […]
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    The unmitigated gal:

    “When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Harris-Walz campaign denied the governor had ever lost his temper and told anyone to hold their horses.”

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    I knew it!

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    Gosh golly my feathers are ruffled.

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      That’s two shakes from having your Jimmies rustled!

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    “I’ve said “jiminy jillikers” so many times the words have lost all meaning!” - Tim Walz

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      Tim Walz trying out for Fallout Boy:

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    Now that’s the sort of fake news I want to be seeing :-)

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    As long as there’s not an “Aw geez” persona

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    He may have fooled the rest of the country with his finely tuned ‘Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!’ act, but ‘Holy buckets!’ is who he really is.

    Dammit, I actually say “Holy buckets” all the time. Years of parenting has engrained it into me.

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    Well I’ll be gosh darned.
    Yer darned tootin’!

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      Hey now, it’s just the onion, there’s no need to start cursin’ willy-nilly here.

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        Aw dagummit!

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    Schlimazel v Schlemiel oh my

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