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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon has to make a tough financial decision

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Anon has to make a tough financial decision

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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    a real 4channer would eat the cat treats in front of the cat

    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk
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      a real 4chanerd would assume that this heartwarming story is somewhat less-than-genuine and non-heterosexual.

      • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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        Embellished and bi?

        • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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          Libelous and lesbian

          • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            Not sus & cis?

            • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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              Questionable and queer

    • jelloeater85@lemmy.world
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      Nah, a real 4chaner would be happy the cat is happy.

      • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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        Get beef jerky or something and share

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          WAY too much salt for a cat in that…

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        Would be happy to share the meal too.

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      4chan loves cats, don’t mess with anon’s kitty.

  • Nikls94@lemmy.world
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    I must say, not being able to cover basic needs and the treats for a cat requires some very very bad financial decisions / circumstances.

    I am happy to live in a country where I can get food for my serotonin-bastards for free from shelters and supermarkets if I really need to.

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      Where do you live?

  • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Priorities. My wife doesn’t understand how I can spend my last $70 on cat and dog food a week before payday. It’s simple: Plenty of Cereal, canned goods, milk, cheese, hotdogs and/or bologna on hand? Enough gas in the tank to make it to payday? Honey, we should feed the animals, and the smaller bags are a rip-off.

    Of course, personally it helps that my work has a free soda fountain and a sorta automat setup in the breakroom with a barcode/qr/app/account setup that actually gives a discount. I toss my lunch budget for the next two weeks on that every pay-day, and stop worrying about it.

    Things get bad enough? All of my driver accounts on the ride-share apps are still active.

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    kids always get first dibs

  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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    If the left was smart they would try to court these people. You don’t even have to be racist or sexist to do it.

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    I thought this was going to end with anon eating the cat food. Glad the feline was cared for.

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