I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me
Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can’t even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up
Yeah, but in the case of a emergency that requires me to be outside quickly, I won’t be the naked weirdo of the neighborhood.
I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me
That’s why I keep a robe and slippers right next to the bed.
Everyone in the neighborhood already knows me as the naked weirdo, so that would just be par for the course
you sleep without underwear just in your pyjama
still kinda uncomfortable
I hate the skin on skin contact, it gets sticky and I sweat a lot more when sleeping naked than in a pyjama
Better that my underwear gets twisted up than my ballsack.
My partner got a duvet for us…I fuck that shit all up. Wild sleepers!