And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
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writing in Hillary because she’s electable if you vote for her
I think both sides are bad
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Mate you are not American
Shh don’t tell them. I can take a good accent
Need to start every conversation with Australians this way until they get the message and stop trying to be.
Do we want an AmeriKKKan running for POTUS? All the previous ones and their candidates have been abysmal thus far, maybe it’s time for something new.
The soundbite that DESTROYED Dirt_Owl’s campaign
@UlyssesT@hexbear.net our feud will be legendary! Have at thee!
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I dislike Dirt_owls policy of piss and shit everywhere. Ulysses gets my vote. Make slop great again!
I’m voting for UlyssesT to end the treat based economy. I can’t trust no stinkin bird to not be swayed by treats!!! TREATOCIDE NOW!!!
The dreg queen is cool but dirt_owl is gleebozorx friend
There’s no beating gleebozorx friend
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Post aftonsparv and we’ll really be cooking, bleep blorp (well drej is alien, fair enough)
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Gleepoglorpzox
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It’s two sides of the same coin, but they are misleading: one is hostile and rough on the outside, but only has a wrench.
The other is cute and loving and cuddly, but mess with them and they got a gun (and a whole-ass fucking planet in their other hand).
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:ayy-lmao:
Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?
Selling merch for both sides
You people do realise he is a far superior debator and with destroy me in the first debate lmao
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But there will be much more hooting from your side of the audience so it cancels out.
Presidential debates are mostly shit-flinging which you surely have an advantage at.
Master debating cannot compete against alien posting
I voted
we love our power posters
Dirt_owl has no outwardly strong opinions which makes them the Democrat since Democrats never run on policy, which means they would probably win. UlyssesT has lots of strong opinions which would make him the Republican candidate, but he would lose because his opinions aren’t anywhere near reactionary enough to actually win over Republican voters.
I think I took this too seriously.
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
Dirt_owl will end up losing the democrat base because the only thing they care about is decorum whereas Dirt_owl will spend the entire campaign making piss jokes.
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I promise to press the communism button my first day in office
Damn it’s neck and neck. 50:50. Could be anyone’s race. For a dollar I’ll cycle my IP a couple of times and enter some cheat votes.
For every vote you cheat I’m gonna cheat in two
