I’ll go first:

  • Libs will suddenly discover that there’s concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
  • Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
  • McDonalds’ releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
  • John Bolton releases a new book.
  • Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
  • Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
  • Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
    • SeventyTwoTrillion [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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      16 days ago

      If Biden dies before January 2025 and Harris is briefly president then every lib will be insufferable and makes jokes about how she still managed to become the first woman president despite the machinations of Drumpf and it’ll be one of those things that they bring up over the next four years under the impression that it greatly annoys Republicans (covfefe!!), when in reality, they don’t give the slightest shit because their dude will be in the middle of deporting everybody who looks vaguely “Mexican”, regardless of their nationality, and regardless of all the catastrophic social and economic consequences of that action