I’ll go first:

  • Libs will suddenly discover that there’s concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
  • Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
  • McDonalds’ releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
  • John Bolton releases a new book.
  • Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
  • Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
  • Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
  • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    50·
    16 days ago
    • Biden dies on January 19th, making Kamala the first female and also the shortest serving president.
    • The libs hold a big protest for democracy. They wheel out the big Baby Trump blimp. None of it has any consequence in the real world.
    • Democrats decide that they lost because of looney leftists, uppity minorities and Russia. They decide to move further right, surely this time they will convince all the moderate republicans
    • Trump humiliates one or more European leaders in public. They will have no option but to take it. Trump will despise them even more because of it.
    • Elon Musk gets his meme job to make the government effective. Apart from introducing slightly more bureaucracy he gets nothing done.
    • huf [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      30·
      16 days ago

      Elon Musk gets his meme job to make the government effective. Apart from introducing slightly more bureaucracy he gets nothing done.

      nah, he’ll also somehow fire all the garbage collectors responsible for a major city, leading to 2 years of all the trash left on the streets