A gossipy documentary about how the royal managed to spin her public persona. Plus: Keanu Reeves’s delightful F1 underdog tale. Here’s what to watch this evening
9pm, Channel 4
Wonder if she has a camill toe
Fun story about Camila Parker Bowles (sp?). I know a guy from Wales who was attending uni in Bath and was working in a cheese shop there. One day (after a heavy night in the pub the night before) in she walks and he attends her, and as he puts it: “Well, you know when you eat enough cheese it has a certain reaction.” And he burped in her face.
He was fired.
To be fair, he did say “pardon me” and he had absolutely no idea who she was at the time.
Queen consort.
While she is a queen consort, the actual title is just Queen. They used Queen Consort as a title between QEII’s death and the coronation as a way of disambiguating between the two queens.
Simply “Queen” is correct as well.
Deputy Chief Parasite