- If your partner can’t handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don’t deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation 
- While I’m not adequate to helicopter, I’ve never been with a girl (“[mine]” or otherwise) who wasn’t fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They’ve definitely all been curious about “the twitch” even though every woman I know does kegels. - I’m not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren’t otherwise interested. - deleted by creator 
 
- My strapon is too rigid to helicopter 😔 - You can buy floppy ones - Also, now I really want to see someone do that 
 
- You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around. - Thank you for quoting the correct version of the song. - Now get off my lawn. 
 
- You deserve better 
- Giving me Round the Twist flashbacks 



