just like in my fallout treats
spent billions of dollars and hundreds of lives helping America retaliate
Imagine posting that as if it’s a W
One of the best things Chretien ever did was tell Bush to stuff the invasion of Afghanistan up his ass. The fact he very suddenly lost an election to a strongly pro US PM shortly after is pure coincidence I bet
That war fucking ruined the Canadian economy and overinflated people’s ego about the joke of an army we have, and at the end of it all we just ended up selling weapons to the Saudis anyway who fucking did the damn thing
Don’t forget the Saudis then publicly threatening to do another 9/11 on Canada despite all the arms sales and grovelling when you made the most milquetoast noises about civil rights in their direction.
Really funny how his economic policy is just “turn canada into a raw resource colony even more”
It literally reads like “we’re turning ourselves into Alaska but without the protection of membership to the Empire”
“pls dont annex me dude, i will make you more raw resources for even cheaper, i will send more armies to fight in your wars, but pls dont annex me”
“Pls no annyanex uwus, I pwomiwse we’ww bwe yowour 51st awways!”
Yea, I feel like no matter what the circumstances are it will be the same. US could start drone striking Canadian cities and pp will be like “we need to axe the tax and deregulate NOW”
America-Canada War of 2025
The Americans will be crushed like the Sadukar in Dune. The Fremen are nothing compared to the Quenecois and the Islanders. Come at the the eat coast bud and I’ll slam yer fuckin drawer so hard thst next Tuesday will feel like last Wednesday bud. I’ll kick those yanks right behind the cock, fuckin scrotum heads
Bro you can’t invade us we’re besties
See, for all the big talk of annexing Canada, it’s a wide open border, Canadians look and sound mostly like Americans and overwhelmingly share cultural markers. It would be trivially easy to send snipers in vans to target random passerby in every American city. I am absolutely certain the US military did the math on how easily it could roll tanks into Ottawa and how many American civilians would be killed by unlimited guerilla warfare as a result of occupation.
take back control of the Arctic to keep Russia and China out
bruh, its not them you need to worry about. Alaska is right there and the US sure as hell ain’t paying you leafs any transit fees when the Northwest passage starts becoming commercially viable. You are going to have the USS Ronald Reagan sailing down the St Lawrence dunking on you when you try to cite international sea law
Hell yeah, axing taxes and slashing red tape.
chainsawing welfare and drowning the nanny state!
immolating government spending and vivisecting the commons!
Critical support for Canada against Great Satan
“In other words”
What a gripping speech writer, can really feel the confidence
Well, I’d better look into heslth insurance
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