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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Good morning I choose puns.

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Good morning I choose puns.

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  • nomecks@lemmy.world
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    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?

    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      A Cell with huge mitochondria?

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        That’s what she said.

        • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Thats what I said too

          • mindlight@lemm.ee
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            You she?

            • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Me who?

    • PatFusty@lemm.ee
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      I was thinking the dots meant it would be

      Ion transportation through a cell.

      But yours is probably right

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      That’s would also be my guess

  • Taika@lemmy.world
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    Damn I would have considered it below average humor if I didn’t know any better…

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      Clearly you’re wrong. Just check the text at the bottom of the image, it plainly states the correct level of humor involved here.

  • daisy lazarus@lemmy.world
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    Roses are red, it’s hot like hell, I’ve exposed my intestines, and, oh god, the smell!

  • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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    There’s some kind of crap,

    Inside the pea shell.

    • UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works
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      real.

  • SiegeRhino@lemmy.world
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    maze bean

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    This ain’t no pun chief

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    how do people still not know it’s multiple

    mitochondriae are the powerhouses of the cell

    (I may be incorrect about the spelling of th word lol)

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      Mitochondria is plural. Mitochondrion is singular. They’re still wrong though.

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        ya I guess that makes a lot more sense than mitochondriae

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      TIL

  • sixty@sh.itjust.works
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    A maze in avocado?

    Amazing avocado.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Lmao. It’s the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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    I don’t get it

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

  • ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world
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    Bruh how funny is it that every person around the world knows this in the exact same way?! 🤣🤣🤣

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      around the world

      IME it’s a uniquely American joke.

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        Exactly, around the world

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          This is a great day for Canada, and therefore the world.

      • EddoWagt@feddit.nl
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        Ah yes, Europe doesn’t exist

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        “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” is not an American joke.

        It’s a simplified explanation to a scientific fact.

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    Peak humor. I know because it said so.

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