Someone already signed him up for all of those and also scientology and also pornhub

Originally commented by u/KittyEevee5609 on 2025-02-25 06:05:04 PM (mesennb)

Trump is no terrier. He’s a slug.

Originally commented by u/ConoXeno on 2025-02-25 06:27:42 PM (mesixjf)

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Originally commented by u/[deleted] on 2025-02-25 06:16:59 PM (mesgx1m)

Jesus, I love Reddit so much sometimes 😂🏅

Originally commented by u/clmartin1120 on 2025-02-25 05:20:08 PM (mes5ozg)

🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 not all heros wear capes.

Originally commented by u/AKIRA_3000 on 2025-02-25 05:51:54 PM (mesc3yy)

💀🏆🏆🏆

Originally commented by u/clmartin1120 on 2025-02-25 05:13:13 PM (mes49rj)

Can we also sign him up for Jehovah Witness calls? Satanic Temple? That Psychic Jamaican lady from the infomercials?

Originally commented by u/Jealous_Rest_6383 on 2025-02-25 05:52:01 PM (mesc4rs)

Pretty sure there’s gonna be a ferret option for at least one of pet insurance things…

Originally commented by u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 on 2025-02-25 05:58:25 PM (mesddv4)

Great idea! I hear they might be looking for student loan forgiveness too

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Originally commented by u/I-Woke-Up on 2025-02-25 06:26:00 PM (mesils4)

There’s also mailbait.info.

Originally commented by u/Inra1nbows on 2025-02-25 06:23:05 PM (mesi20b)

The best response yet!! Thank you for the levity

Originally commented by u/Deani-martini-9 on 2025-02-25 07:55:56 PM (mesz6ne)

Well done

Originally commented by u/Sense-Affectionate on 2025-02-25 06:05:00 PM (mesen6x)

Solarwinds!

Originally commented by u/dhaemion on 2025-02-25 05:59:04 PM (mesdiho)

I love you.

Originally commented by u/Routine_Guitar_5519 on 2025-02-25 06:57:08 PM (mesoc8v)

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Originally commented by u/winter_storm_1225 on 2025-02-25 04:57:22 PM (mes0zny)