The quote is translated and may be apothrical, but the comparison still stands:
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The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back.
I would’ve been very disappointed if the first comment wasn’t about his couch-fucking tendencies. Thank you for your service.
“I did not have sexual relations with that couch!”
- JD “couch fucker” Vance
apothricalapocryphalOr… was that on purpose? Am I not getting the joke?
Nah, I fucked up the spelling. I was going for “something that’s commonly believed to be true, but isn’t.”
Apothecaries everywhere breathe a sigh of relief!
A lie can travel around the world twice before the truth has a chance to put its shoes on and walk out the door.
