Found on the CumGirl8 Instagram page. Seriously, their music is legit
I make myself cum and then cry. Do I get a prize?
Sooo as an elementary school teacher, my mom had a toy box for kids to choose prizes. It was my favorite thing when she’d let me and my brothers pick out a toy or two every summer when we were growing up.
…this is deeply disturbing for me.
It turns out you can just buy psychological validation at the store
Okay P. diddy
guess im never getting a toy from the prize box 😔
me, determinedly trudging across the country with some other mouthy appliances to find you
Yo if they got marbles in there for my collection I’ll gonna go all night if I need to 😤
Oops replied to the wrong comment
No worries, you can still have a marble if you want 😄
I used to keep golden star stickers in my wallet for this occassion. I probably still have them all somewhere…
Unfortunately the people on the street will have no idea why I’m offering them prizes. (Premature :/)
either this is satire or people have weird sex, weird as in involuntarily unsatisfying
A LOT of people were educated by pornography and do not communicate with their partners. Literally no clue what they’re doing.
That’s why I get all my information on how to do ✨𝓁𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝓍 ✨ from bottom shelf YA romance books.
I feel like those would be just as vulgar and less educational than “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” by the bloodhound gang.
