I apparently skipped level ??? and went straight to believing the Black Book is fascist propaganda. I didn’t realize I was supposed to stan Pol Pot first!

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      frothingfash of course the socialist US government and communist UN are full of tankies!!! My musket is at the ready to repel them when they inevitably invade my home in Chudtown, Idaho

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    Pro tip if you’re gonna strawman an entire ideology don’t tell people thinking landlords should get the wall is one of the most extreme beliefs that group has, you’re gonna get the not insane 70% of the population on that side immediately.

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      you’re gonna get the not insane 70% of the population on that side

      oh, I don’t know, there’s a lot of landlord-sympathizers out there. especially in Canada (not that that really matters to non-Canadians)

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    “russian people aren’t warmonger creatures”? fucking WILD that thats supposed to be a bad or absurd opinion. someone get these freaks the calipers hitler-detector

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      Except they fucked this up and put some pretty mild beliefs at the top end of the whole scale.

      It’d be like if I had a “what level of liberal are you” and level 4800000 was “I overlook deeper philosophical considerations when consuming media I enjoy”

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      First step can be “blames everything that goes wrong in capitalism on Putler and Chinese bots.”

      I’m kinda thinking that at this point this could just be every step.

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    When was the last time che shirts were a thing? I swear I’ve seen more conservatives making fun of che shirts than I have actual unironic che shirts.

    Anyways, The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.

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    I think this is a bit. The 1932 famine/Holodomor line is too on the nose, and a couple of others don’t sound particularly good faith.

    Please vote in the comments

    this-is-fine if it’s real

    anakin-padme-1 if it’s a bit written by a commie.

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    They think orthodox marxism is just a process of ignoring more and more things. Literally what liberal ideology is built on.

    And the idea seems to be that “tankies” are bad because of a series of unconnected Disrespectful statements theyve made about vintage history and geopolitics that have nothing to do with us. No insight to the philosophy just shit that’d make your grandma gasp at the dinner table. So simplistic.

    Tankie is a 1950s britbong insult made up by butthurt do-nothings. Dont dignify it anymore, reject it. Dont make it real

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    now imagine this as one of those mafia mobile game ads

    level 1 tankie walking with his girlfriend and then he gets beaten up by some guy wearing glasses and his girlfriend leaves him, so he levels up to “khmer rouge supporter” and kills that guy’s entire family

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      It’s disgusting that this sentiment has become so normalized; even Russians who just want to go on steam to buy video games have to put up with this hateful rhetoric (and ironically by people in the Imperial core no less).

      How people from countries that participated in America’s vicious military efforts can unironically say something like this I’ll never understand. Legit, we should be the last people on the planet to refer to the people of any other nation as ‘warmongering creatures’. There were people literally publicly begging Trump to pardon war criminals before he left office.

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        One of the stated goals for the Chinese cloistering their internet from everyone else was to limit public engagement with anti-Chinese racism online. Most Chinese people in my experience have very positive opinions on America and Americans and imo it is because they don’t engage with the English speaking internet.