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danielton@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Dihydrogen Monoxide

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Dihydrogen Monoxide

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danielton@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Be careful there is dihydrogen monoxide in the water

  • JustinFTL@kbin.social
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    In all seriousness, that stuff is dangerous:

    • Contact with your lungs can lead to death in as little as a few minutes.
    • Excessive ingestion can lead to a deadly condition called hyperhydration.
    • It causes nearly a million car accidents and 4,700 car-related deaths per year.
    • If heated, it can violently explode.

    Write your congressperson and urge them to have this dangerous chemical banned!

    • dandan@kbin.social
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      I heard that Ted Bundy apparently couldn’t live without it.

    • Gamers_Mate@kbin.social
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      2 years ago

      water you talking about?

    • A_Chilean_Cyborg@kbin.social
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      https://media.tenor.com/xjX_iaTUROYAAAAC/bravo-applause.gif

  • flashgnash@lemm.ee
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    We need a hydrohomies community

    • dandan@kbin.social
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      @Tardigrades

    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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      we have one. I am on my phone and lazy so you have to look out for it yourself

  • Endorkend@kbin.social
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    This reminds me of that old sketch where a dude went around with a petition to create new laws to reduce female suffrage.

    Most people signed it happily not knowing the difference between suffrage and suffering.

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    Traces of Dihydrogen Monoxide can even be found in unborn babies!

  • frasassi@kbin.social
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    I submit that oxygen is even worse. Everyone that has ever been know to ingest it, has eventually died.

  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml
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    Some people may even be ingesting dihydrogen monoxide without realising it!

  • idkwhatnametopick@kbin.social
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    love me cup of dihydrogen monoxide

  • Cegorach@feddit.de
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    there’s still https://www.dhmo.org/ and http://www.dhmo.de/fakten.html

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    The government has paramilitary groups spread all over the country just waiting to go spray this industrial solvent on people’s homes on a moments notice! The homes they spray are often completely destroyed afterward!

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