Industrial electrician, I have to wait until the parking lot is empty before I leave lest the 100th person ask me to put potlights in their fucking basement.
“I need to shake this thing a lot after I finish, so, sorry in advance for the friendly fire”
“Let me just turn my entire body toward you so I can hear you better.”
“If you put it in a ticket, I’ll get right on it.”
“But, it won’t take that long to fix, can’t you just look really quick?”
What makes you think you should get priority over the people who do follow the correct procedure?
I worked at a place once where I had to remember the list of VIPs who got special treatment.
“Because I’m the main character! Now do my bidding, NPC!”
“I get it. But the PtB require a ticket before work can be done. My hands are tied.”
If there that many urinals and you come stand right next to me, I feel inclined to turn around and piss on your shoes.
You’ve been to Wrigley Field, too?
We’ve figured out what happened to the Wrigley Field bathrooms (continuously, every minute or so, for decades)!
I am, of course joking. We all know the
actual probable cause
Beer impairs aim and judgement.
I got approached on a company vacation after we left a winery. I could not believe it.
WTF is a ‘company vacation’?!?
Company took all employee on a trip with excursions setup each day.
That sounds like the opposite of a vacation.
Company retreat? It was free so I did not complain.
That’s a much better term for it.
If you do this to me I’m doing the hokey pokey and turning myself around. While pissing.
