I remember we used to sit around the good TV and watch Grandpa Simpson rant and talk about the good ol’ days. Then our mom would come in with a frozen dinner. We’d say, “But we wanted hot-pockets,” and mom would tell us that the chinese and stolen them to feed their massive army. Of course this was before Panda Express, and you had to order by letter and number. “Gimme a E13, and don’t make it too spicy,” we’d say to the Aaaasian.
“We called them orientals, because that was the racism at the time!”
It’s like they based this character on my grandmother…
I can picture abe saying La-li-lu-le-lo
In those days we called them the Patriots! And we didn’t have any of those nano-mawhatsits you youngsters have
And we’d wear split USA/USSR camouflage, which was the style at the time.
it was just a big pile of money is all! don’t let em fool ya
Right after his dentures fall out.
