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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago

im aware the last acquisition was a while back

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im aware the last acquisition was a while back

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 days ago
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      Bill Gates finding out about Codeberg: 🤤

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    (slumped over boardroom table) “uhhhh, I dunno. Kids like ‘rizz’, right? Can we buy that?”

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      Unlock the skibidi rizz, no cap! Much fleek, so on god.

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        Clock it 🤏🏼 (just imagine it’s the middle finger down)

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          Two in the pink, one in the… oh uh I mean I’ve never heard of that sign before? 😇👼

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            That’s the old meaning of it. The new is “clock it”. Get with the times old man.

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              Clock that tea, fr fr ⏰🍵

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        fr fr bro

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    I’m looking forward to MS buying OpenAI, probably next year. It’s going to be very funny.

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      They already have a huge stake, don’t they?

      They’re too late anyway, OpenAI is already enshittifying themselves.

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        They have a 49% share.

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      I think OpenAI is big enough to be in the oligarchy running in its own right rather than be acquired.

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    Yep these companies that have billions of dollars are going to do something with it. Not solve world hunger or homelessness of course.

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    Upvoting not for the programming meme but to encourage the spread of She-ra content

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    Does anyone complain about how hotmail was better before it was borg’d? That might be one they did well with.

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      ooh yeah. my live account is kind of the only reason I still fuck with Microsoft at all. email sweep function and those spam filters have made a lot of headache almost worth it. I’m using tuta on the side now but I can’t tell yet if its spam filtering will be as good

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    Acquisitions is for fun, features or yet another redesign slash framework if they’re bored.

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    or: initiate lockdown protocol

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