Thank you for making depressing content
Thank you for getting depressed instead of angry enough to effect change.
We at Mata have planned and hoped for this outcome.
The depression/anger cocktail is nice, definitely recommend.
Anyone that is sufficiently angry, is a risk to themselves, others, or our profits. We recommend anyone who feels this way to self deport. You are also encouraged to watch your neighbors if they display any related behavioral disorders so they may be deported as a precaution.
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Did you really create this content?
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Thank you for creating pop up content!
I’m guilty and afraid of the admin. Please, I’m an enemy of the management, deport me anywhere there’s no beige computers.
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