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If you’re not a biologist you probably don’t care, but the fact is
#A carpet is not actually a pet at all
Telling a carpet from a pet:
- carpets spend very little time begging for food
- carpets don’t scream when you step on them
- there is no such thing as a teacher’s carpet
If my carpet isn’t begging for food, why does it always get the table scraps? Checkmate, atheists.
(Sauce)I wish there was something like “wombatman”
They have played us for absolute fools
No such thing as a vampire wombat, that we know of.
No such thing as a vampire wombat, yet.
“there is no such thing as a vampire wombat”
>=(what if I want to roll a wombat character with an aversion to the sun for some reason, hmm? how about that?!
what if he craves blood instead of grass and roots? >=)
If it quacks like a vampire wombat, it might actually be a bat.
Ok, got it, wombats are not bats. But are bats wombats? Pretty unclear on that.
Is it a wom?
