Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 days ago[Cw: hitler getting a Nuremberg necktie] Absolute cinema. Edit: lib in the comments! Get'em before I ban'emNSFWhexbear.netimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1102file-text
arrow-up1102image[Cw: hitler getting a Nuremberg necktie] Absolute cinema. Edit: lib in the comments! Get'em before I ban'emNSFWhexbear.netAlaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square103fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareonwardknave [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·5 days agoIf I were on a boat with Hitler, Mao, and Stalin, and a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot Hitler seven times and highfive Mao & Stalin as we sail together into luxury gay space Communism, the end.
minus-squarealexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 days agoI dunno if I’d rather shoot Hitler myself or hand the gun to Stalin.
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 days agoBut don’t you see? Shooting Hitler would make you just like Hitler.
minus-squarealexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 days agoNo, shooting a Nazi saves lives, nothing the Nazis did was ever to save lives.
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days agoI mean, yes, but the joke is that Hitler shot himself.
minus-squareKefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·5 days agoStalin would whip out his big spoon and eat the gun, best to get the job done before he has a chance
minus-squarealexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 days agoI wouldn’t be surprised. Great communist, he just has a tendency to eat everything. Like Pooh Bear in a world made of hunny.
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-25 days agoI’d holster thr gun and do Hitler barehanded cause bullets ain’t free
minus-squareBlisterexe@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoBro Mao Zedong killed as many people as ww2 😭
minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoHey can you give us a source on that?
minus-squareindividual@toast.ooolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoI don’t think that’s a feasible hypothetical
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If I were on a boat with Hitler, Mao, and Stalin, and a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot Hitler seven times and highfive Mao & Stalin as we sail together into luxury gay space Communism, the end.
I dunno if I’d rather shoot Hitler myself or hand the gun to Stalin.
But don’t you see? Shooting Hitler would make you just like Hitler.
No, shooting a Nazi saves lives, nothing the Nazis did was ever to save lives.
I mean, yes, but the joke is that Hitler shot himself.
Stalin would whip out his big spoon and eat the gun, best to get the job done before he has a chance
I wouldn’t be surprised. Great communist, he just has a tendency to eat everything. Like Pooh Bear in a world made of hunny.
I’d holster thr gun and do Hitler barehanded cause bullets ain’t free
Bro Mao Zedong killed as many people as ww2 😭
Hey can you give us a source on that?
I don’t think that’s a feasible hypothetical