• Kallestar@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    1 day ago

    It’s like he thinks all of politics is just a big version of the board game Risk.
    What’s happening over there? SEND THE MILITARY!
    What’s going on in that town in my own country? SEND THE MILITARY!
    What’s that noise in the hall, and who’s that creepy lady in a hat?? SEND THE MILITARY! Melania Looking Spooky In A Hat, as usual

  • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    Ah, yes, Nigeria, our mortal enemy.

    Wouldn’t have anything to do with distracting people from the building of the Epstein Ballroom at the White House, would it?