Almond milk whipped cream

Nice try CIA, not today

cats can have a little pepperoni as a treat

Mine likes being pet or smacked hard like you would a dog.

Mine love shrimp. But not raw like a peasant, properly cooked ones. Every now and again they catch some and bring them to me so I can chef them up.

Sorry to whichever neighbour is mysteriously loosing them from their pond.

Trader Joe’s tamari soy crackers. She goes fuckin nuts when she hears that weird hollow chip sound they make in the bag