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cm0002@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

I hate it when Windows wants me to wear a suit.

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I hate it when Windows wants me to wear a suit.

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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This can’t be right, a real admin would be wearing a fursuit

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      Here you go fam

    • cm0002@lemmy.zipOP
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      This is a windows admin, not a Linux admin :P

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        Sudo run, wearing Unix socks.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      in a windows environment?

    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Too hot in that weather

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    That car is a '93-'98 Fiat Punto. Not sure if that helps.

    • Courant d'air 🍃@jlai.lu
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      I miss a whatisthiscar community… Isn’t there one?

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      Fuk, my dad had that car

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    Question: What’s worse as running gear: A pencil skirt… Or a garter belt.

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      I did a double-take too, but she’s wearing skin-colored shorts with a red stripe on them over tights.

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Zoom in, shorts over leggings.

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        OK, but what about the lab coat?

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          Looks like it’s actually just a coat (see the black cuffs and hood).

          Hut lab coats are pretty comfortable. Woven so tightly that they block hair poking through them, so I imagine it works as a wind breaker pretty well (though, you’re never supposed to leave a building with it on…)

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          Light weight, but enough to block the wind a bit on the way to gym.

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    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      I’ve never had to run in a pencil skirt… yet 🤞 .

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      I have worn neither, but have have once tried running with a towel wrapped around and I feel like a garter belt would be better.

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        While I’ve never worn a garter belt myself, that does sound right to me.

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    sudo

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      >‘guynamedzero’ is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

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      That would be her in a cape and spandex, as the amazing Superuser!

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      rdo

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    You’re also supposed to wear a suit when you fly now. And say thank you.

    I guess it’s like going to the White House.

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    She has cookies enabled.

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