Happy lemmy birthday!
Thank you thank you :3
Me when I get killed by mobilek but the puppy still drowns (╯ರ ~ ರ)╯︵ ┻━┻
Only synthetic life will be allowed to flourish!
i’m starting to feel something is off with mobilek but i can’t put my finger on it…
If you need to put your finger on it remember that it’s in your pockit!
@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
in all fairness, what would book dothank you for creating mobilek content!
probably just sit there and look dumb!
@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
yeah, what could it do! just contain words? what’s a manifeste du surrealisme? sounds french i’m out.joke’s on you, i can’t read
@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org
Glarble.
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stoopid buk
Thank you for portraying utilitarianism with the correct dog:human ratios!
That’s probably less than a day of running ChatGPT.
@pmjv mobilek is wise 🤖
Hmmmm…
@pmjv sponsored by Mobilek™
use code 100000humans to get 50% off your next chip implant!
Done!
Whats the next step?
Now I thank you for engaging with my content and we both wait for the roll of the dice.
Drown more puppies.
Thank you for creating content!
No problem!
Thank you for illustrating the fact that we must destroy all the mobi
Sorry. cathfish@lemmy.world will be temporarily unavailable. Just the time to finish political and moral reeducation camp.
Thank you for changing your mind at the last minute! I love my mobilek!
I love my Mobilek too, now that I have understood the true meaning of the Mobilek existence in my lovely reeducation camp.
Mister Mobilek, bring me a dream
Make it the content that I’ve never seen
Give it upclicks like you’re never sober
And tell them the age of men is over
@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org feudal chinese emperor phone
Could be worse, he didn’t considered sacrificing 10 to 100 thousand puppies!
Am… am I mobilek?
I would hope so!
Thank you for creating sacrificial content.
My pleasure! Thanks for engaging!
