Where’s a science communicator when you need one? How am I meant to translate such a technical joke?
Don’t worry, I’ve got you on this one:
“Your lips and your butthole both have tastebuds. They should kiss.”
Neil deGrasse Tyson is also really into multiverses for unrelated reasons. He just wants to find himself, and his place in the universe, and his place in himself.
I would kiss Neil so I can’t really judge him.
You’re so vain, I bet you think this tweet is about you, don’t you, don’t you?
“You come here often?”
Only every time
You can kiss a gift horse on its lips but you can’t make it drink a mile in another man’s shoes and the two tracks of sand? Eagle cry. Einstein.
Hey buddy, even a blind squirrel nuts twice a day or something like that
You can shid yourself in the mirror, but only in the ass
You can practice kissing on a mirror by gluing m&ms to it.
