LaFinlandia@sopuli.xyz to Ukraine@sopuli.xyz · 5 days ago'What should we do?' Russians in panic after Ukraine strikes St. Petersburgkyivindependent.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1152cross-posted to: ukrainianconflict@lemmit.online
arrow-up1152external-link'What should we do?' Russians in panic after Ukraine strikes St. Petersburgkyivindependent.comLaFinlandia@sopuli.xyz to Ukraine@sopuli.xyz · 5 days agomessage-square17fedilinkcross-posted to: ukrainianconflict@lemmit.online
minus-squareMushuChupacabra@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·5 days agoWhat should you do? It involves Putin falling out a window. Twice if necessary.
minus-squarebluGill@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 days agoIt is always an accident. Even the shots to the back of his head as he falls.
minus-square_chris@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 days agoIt is my professional medical opinion that he fell out of the window and then landed headfirst and backwards upon two bullets which someone had left on the ground. The bullets are in no way responsible for this tragic incident.
What should you do?
It involves Putin falling out a window.
Twice if necessary.
Accidentally not required
Perhaps a spot of polonium tea?
It is always an accident. Even the shots to the back of his head as he falls.
It is my professional medical opinion that he fell out of the window and then landed headfirst and backwards upon two bullets which someone had left on the ground. The bullets are in no way responsible for this tragic incident.
Refenestrated
On a pile of bayonets