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cm0002@libretechni.ca to United States | News & Politics@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days ago

Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Spreads: Taco Bell Pulls Key Ingredients

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Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Spreads: Taco Bell Pulls Key Ingredients

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cm0002@libretechni.ca to United States | News & Politics@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days ago
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Taco Bell has temporarily removed lettuce, guacamole, and pico de gallo as a diarrhea-causing parasite spreads across U.S. states.
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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    How is this different than any other Taco Bell outing?

    • baines@lemmy.cafe
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      death

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        I’ll ask again… How is this different than any other Taco Bell outing?

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          Death, but without lettuce, guacamole, or pico de gallo gushing out of your farter.

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      It happens to people whose guts don’t immediately panic upon encountering the existence of fiber.

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    Guess gutting the FDA was a big mistake

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    You should know that the Dallas Express name was bought out and is currently published by a conservative Trump supporter:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Bennett

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      I hadn’t read the source before reading your comment and initially I thought Dallas Express was a euphemism for the aforementioned explosive diarrhea.

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    Oh man.

    I almost bought alfalfa sprouts the other day. Seems like a bad time to do that.

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    also see https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/07/michigans-explosive-outbreak-of-diarrheal-parasite-jumps-to-over-1200-cases/

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    removed all veggis. unwrap and place in toilet to be safe.

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    I mean… that’s every Taco Bell menu item for the last 30 years

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