hector the well endowed has entered the chat

there’s a bucket of chicken in my inventory list, can I get advantage on the roll if I offer it to you?
I’m not one of your fried chicken tramps! I’m a woman, I like my men dangerous, mysterious, Seduce Me!
Here is a piece of cheese.
Fascinating
Nope, nope, nope. I’ve witnessed the inverse of this, and it was not good. Absolutely deadly levels of cringe.
Embrace the cringe brother sometimes it’s fun to be like well you rolled an 18 but your RP was so dogshit it doesn’t go your way 🤣
But only if the inverse is true someone gives you nat 20 RP you reward that lol
blurntout@lemmy.ca Oh, no, that is… not the kind of cringe I’m talking about.
The GM was infatuated with one of the players, and forced a romantic/sexual encounter on them, in front of their partner. It was super uncomfortable.
problema of monogamous folks x3
Echedelle (she/her) Uhh, no? I didn’t say anything about anyone involved being monogamous. I have no idea if anyone involved was monogamous or not.
Not everyone wants to get with just anybody else. Some folks just have standards.
Oh man, I know DnD horror stories are commonplace, but that one’s bad.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl You know what was super fun about it all?
Most of us were co-workers, including the GM and his… target. We all got to see each other 6 days a week.
Jeez, it just keeps getting worse >.<
The target? Albert Einstein.
Their work? The Manhattan project.
Oh dear god lol
I promise you, there were no gods to be found that day.
Lolth cackles from the shadows




