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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Share Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.ml · 2 年前

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Share Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • °˖✧ ipha ✧˖°@lemm.ee
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    Is the Ford Explorer a new form of punishment?

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      So many layers of good puns here. Afford explorer. Pun-ish meant.

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    Incentivize her to misplace more things?? I don’t think so.

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      I am just impressed they have so much spare cash laying around.

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        It’s easier to have cash around when he hooks

    • _Sc00ter@lemmy.ml
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      Exactly. The reason I can’t find shit is because you moved it. You “cleaned up” by getting stuff out of 1 room, but not by putting it away

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    Working off the MSRP of $36,760, and averaging the days in a month to 30.5, that suggests Mrs xvkinggg was finding over 18 times a day.

    • LegionEris [she/her]@feddit.nl
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      Maybe it’s just the down payment. Do the math on an average down payment!

    • moistclump@lemmy.world
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      On average. Who knows, maybe one day they misplaced a few hundred things.

  • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive

  • VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca
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    I mean, could “Mom” be hiding those things?

  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t lose it

  • 23Spiders@ttrpg.network
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    Now they’re gonna have to refill that jar again for the endless repairs

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