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abobla@lemm.ee to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

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Fish bone

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abobla@lemm.ee to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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    Hey guys in todays video we will show you how to save someone from choking. But first a word from our sponsor!

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      but BUT SHES CHOKING ON THE RAYCON BUD!

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    I know when someone is choking I like to look up click bait life hack videos on YouTube instead of calling 911

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      I can perform the heimlich maneuver. First I’ll need 20 sqft of corrugated cardboard, a hot glue gun, some wooden dowels…

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        You forgot the soda bottle.

      • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        Don’t forget the paperclips and small motor from a broken appliance

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          If you don’t have a broken appliance, just grab your favorite one and break it. Problem solved.

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        Didn’t the heinie lick family want royalties on the name usage and now we call it J thrust?

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      Probably more like while someone is calling 911 or after someone has called 911

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        911 is going to give you a comprehensive step by step guide on what you should be doing.

        Speed watching a YouTube video is likely to do more harm than good.

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    I get that they’re making a joke, but if they honestly think YouTube cares….that’s the real joke.

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    So, what is quicker: watching the ads or subscribing to YouTube premium?

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      They’re about the same, but if you want to see the full video with all the life saving tips and tricks then you’ll need to join their Patreon

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      As a subscriber, subscribing.

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    How are people so infantile that they consult YouTube in an emergency?

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    LPT: If you refresh your page during the ad, it will skip the ad.

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      Apparently only on refresh number 5 iirc

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