Eventually you learn to keep walking. Yeah you kick a cat occasionally, but I’m pretty sure that’s a fetish for some of them because they keep doing it even after being kicked.

Fractured a toe last week because of this. The little shitbird.

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With cats you always have to shuffle your feet when you walk. The second you lift your foot up off the ground they’re going to try and trip you.

Well… I didn’t expect Dzurinda meme on Lemmy

I had a cat who enjoyed literally laying low right on my path while I was biking, then moving at the very last fraction of second. They crazy.

That’s how I busted a knee and a nice long cut in my arm, thanks Mimo. Noice cat but can be lethal at times.

We had a low porch with a little flower bed in front of it and I used to park on the opposite side of the house then the steps up so I would jump over the flowerbed instead, one day the cat sprinted as soon as I jumped and lined itself up perfectly underfoot. It took my whole weight and have no idea how the cat didn’t die that day… It legit never came within 30 yards of me after that