Tim Fapple

Okay im gonna say it

#PENIS

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Siri Notification: “You’re throbbing uncontrollably, should I call Wife or Mr.Rodgers xx?”

In that case I’ll need to size up from a 7.5 to an 8.5

Should pair perfectly with the Apple Bass Plug

The ring to put in ur ass 🤣

would

New products coming. Apple is getting a bit cocky.

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Does it come in xxs? Asking for a friend

Soon you will have to upgrade your wedding ring every couple years!

Frank Ocean teasing a new Apple collab i see

I for sure think Apple should make something for tracking health that doesn’t have a screen.

And I guess a ring would be a good fit.

But while I have no issue with taking my watch off each night to charge it… I’m not sure I’d be into a ring that I take on and off each day.

Actually a ring you have to charge just sounds… kinda dumb.

I’d way rather see apple just make a basic band with no screen for tracking and counting your rings.

The whole watch is just overkill for many of us.