- One shot to drink, is all, then in the caffeine bind them - Extracted from the hot waters of Mount Bloom. - Cast it into the Bloom. Decaffeinated! - in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord @dr_scientist@lemmy.world forged in secret a master Shot, to control all others. And into this shot he poured his pre-infusion, his crema and his will to stay awake. One Shot to rule them all. 
 
 
 
- For the uninitiated, what’s wrong with it? - The tiger striping is a mark of quality. Everything being so symmetrical and even indicates it was likely extracted very smoothly. - Could also just be a lot of fines… either way it’s pretty (and tasty) 
 
- Nothing. I bet it tasted great. - Oh! I read it in a more negative voice, like “COME ON!!”. - Oh ok. Its a “would you come on and look at that!" Type of comment, positive. Got it! - I love coffee, but have no idea what we’re talking about. - Espresso is a dark art. 
- Bless your soul. - Never change, please. - Now move on. There’s nothing else to see here, friend. 
 
 
- It actually did taste pretty darn good. 
 
 
- Assuming we’re using the image akin to a Rorschach test, I see a vagina. - Had a similar thought. Or is that a similar thot? 
- “A pretty butterfly.” “Some nice flowers.” “Clouds.” 
 
- Tiger eye! - Love that term. 
 
- Pretty things taste better. That’s just science. 
- Beautious. 
- She’s a beauty! 
- i see an owl 
- I see a plumbus. 
- Better question is how did it taste!?!?!? 
- r/gape 
- Quoting the show Futurama, “she’s beautiful coffee!” 
- That’s the only bad thing about bottom paper filter, no tiger striping 
- NSFW that shit, goddam. 
- Yes that’s not well made at all chunky flavor - Some of us like the chunky bois 
 











