Yes you did good : )
realize he would is giving the shot to me
unga bunga Neanderthal language in these green texts
American not understanding the concept of non-native English speakers:
Ah please let us be free of god awful fake moralist shit green texts on lemmy at least. Keep that fake affirmation shit for Reddit.
I shit you not this exact scenario happened to me but then she cheated with him with some random guy.
We’re still best buds.
This one is at least something I really encountered in a similar way and is mundane enough to not be completely cheesy. So I’ll let that one slide.
You are in greentext community and you dare ask for anon to actually start posting real things? Cmon be realistic.
Aw, I really like wholesome greentext.
How many green texts can you read about OP shitting themselves in public? Might as well change it up.
NTR
“Absolutely NOT an asshole” award goes to…
