I just stayed home with my wife this year. My whole family is some kind of neuro-atypical but my wife and I being the most atypical, we always get bullied, my wife especially. Its just not worth the long drive to get drunk in the balmy south. My sister in law is always making snide comments, my brother tries to keep peace to a fault, my dad ignores it all, my mom is a narcissist, and my sister is weird like me but defends herself with being mean. I love them but they’re exhausting and I want my wife to have a nice christmas.

We made a spinach lasagna for christmas eve, a big ham that we’ll be processing for weeks for christmas day, and far more cookies than 2 people should be able to eat.