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MakunaHatata@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Words of wisdom

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Words of wisdom

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MakunaHatata@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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    You make a dollar

    I make a dime

    That’s why I poop

    On company time

    🎶

    • SuperSecretThrowaway@lemmynsfw.com
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      ‘boss makes a dollar, I make a dime’

      That was a rhyme from a simpler time

      Now boss makes a million and gives us a cent

      While us employees can’t pay the rent

      When the boss makes a billion and the workers make jack

      That’s when we strike to take our lives back

      • sudo@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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        Don’t just bitch

        Eat the rich

  • dopeshark@lemmy.world
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    Hmmmm, yes. Very wise

  • Innocuous@kbin.social
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    I wise man poops whenever he needs to poop, so he does not become constipated and get hemorrhoids.

  • CaspianXI@lemmy.world
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    I’m pretty sure that’s a quote from Confucius.

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